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Things To Remember

wittyandcharming:

  • Don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. It isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • Don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. You’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • Don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. That’s not how it works. There are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. It’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

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welcome
*jurassic park theme plays*
to my fuck bunker

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sharpyyypostings:

pocketphoenix:

noahhateseverything:

If you are still looking for the song of the summer, STOP LOOKING. I have found it for you.

  • Her name is Kiesza. She is Canadian.
  • She is a classically trained ballet dancer.
  • She was a codebreaker in the Canadian Navy.
  • The song is called Hideaway. It is the jam to end all jams.
  • The song is bringing back C+C Music Factory 90s house realness.
  • This is going to be huge.

Y’all take care.

So I knew 10 seconds into this song I was going to reblog it.

Holy shit that was good!

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arabellesicardi:

ok im giving away a box of skincare and makeup bc i’m fed up now. i think this box has like $900 worth of stuff i don’t know i am not counting up and i’m not gonna inventory it, it is just stuff i have been planning on giving to people but i’ve been to lazy to do so 
u got some MAC, NAILS inc, MAKE, First Aid Beauty, NARS, PIXI, Clinique, OCC, Estee Lauder, Stila, maybe I will throw in INGLOT and smashbox and a candle and some face masks, i don’t…..care…..anymore…
u have 2 be usa based sorry i’m not paying for shipping anywhere else except for canada but then u have to pay for shipping. and only canada.
b followin me 
like this post
reblog this post (ONLY ONCE DON’T BE A FRIKKER)
thats it. u gotta do all these things 
even tho i say that u will probably not do all these things and i will have to spend like 2 hrs trying to figure out who really won. whatever
this giveaway ends monday at 12:01 am est 
go wild 
(obvi this tumblr is not endorsed by tumblr…blahblahblahblahablha)

arabellesicardi:

ok im giving away a box of skincare and makeup bc i’m fed up now. i think this box has like $900 worth of stuff i don’t know i am not counting up and i’m not gonna inventory it, it is just stuff i have been planning on giving to people but i’ve been to lazy to do so 

u got some MAC, NAILS inc, MAKE, First Aid Beauty, NARS, PIXI, Clinique, OCC, Estee Lauder, Stila, maybe I will throw in INGLOT and smashbox and a candle and some face masks, i don’t…..care…..anymore…

u have 2 be usa based sorry i’m not paying for shipping anywhere else except for canada but then u have to pay for shipping. and only canada.

  1. b followin me 
  2. like this post
  3. reblog this post (ONLY ONCE DON’T BE A FRIKKER)
  4. thats it. u gotta do all these things 
  5. even tho i say that u will probably not do all these things and i will have to spend like 2 hrs trying to figure out who really won. whatever

this giveaway ends monday at 12:01 am est 

go wild 

(obvi this tumblr is not endorsed by tumblr…blahblahblahblahablha)

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daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

GOOD LUCK ;)

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WANTED: 50, 000 Interested Readers

cupcakearrow:

acidicdreaming:

lottelodge:

joyinmudville:

vividlyvisceral:

Hi there. My name is Vivid, otherwise known by my pen name, L. Holland. Don’t be surprised that you haven’t heard of me: I’m not a published author. But you can help with that, just by reading this.

Early this year I did some inquiries regarding book publishing. I was in the early planning stages of my first novel, and wanted to know how to go about getting my work published once I was finished writing and self-editing. The woman I spoke to told me all about my options: agents, self-publishing, or just sending out my manuscript to every publishing house possible. All of it I had heard before.

However, then she told me what I’m going to talk about right now:

If you can prove that you have a readership of at least 50, 000, it could work as a great foot in the door for you with most agents/publishing houses.

At the time 50, 000 seemed like a huge, unreachable number. However, now that I think about it, it can’t be that unattainable.

So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to list some of things that feature in my novel, and if they sound at all like the kind of shit you’re into, reblog this post. These include:

  • an asexual, non-gendered protagonist
  • and the story doesn’t center around their being asexual/non-gendered— it’s about them having an epic adventure
  • the story isn’t about romance— it’s mostly about friendship
  • people with cool, horrifying and crazy-ass powers + lots of fight scenes
  • not just teenagers saving the day: also young adults, adults and older folks
  • cats, LOTS and LOTS of CATS. Why? You’ll have to wait to find out.
  • includes individuals of all ages, races, body types, genders, and sexualities
  • also bad-asses of all ages, races, body types, genders and sexualities!
  • Eldritch Abominations/Monsters — do you like teeth and tentacles? Then this is definitely for you!
  • ACTION, and also quite a bit of gore. Blood, guts and bones? You betcha.
  • (I have also been informed there is much “shipping fun” to be had?)

Also, I aim to address the issues that I outlined in this post. Plus many more.

These days YA books seem to be all about romance, and the importance of being in a relationship. While this is fine, I know that I’m certainly not the only person who is bored with this. I want to be one of the many authors who are seeking to change that. If you would like to help me with my writing, simply reblog this post and share it with your friends/followers. If I can reach 50, 000 I will have a shred of proof that this is something that people want.

Are you an aspiring author who is writing/wants to write a story that breaks away from today’s convention? Then send me a message! Let’s network and get our shit published.

Also, while I’m at it, I am in the market for an artist. If you have magical art skills, are looking for a big project, and any of this sounds right up your alley, send me a message and let’s have a chat.

To sum up, if anything I just mentioned sounds like something you would enjoy reading, reblog this post. You’d be doing me a huge favor. Thank you!

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Yes.

This does indeed sound like something I would like to read. :)

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS I WANT THIS SO BAD YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Yes. Yes please. If it doesn’t work, self-pub plz?

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thedrunkenmoogle:

Wednesday Giveaway: 1 Set of Avatar Pint Glasses and 1 Set of Shot Glasses by Partyware Inc.
Today we’re giving away two awesome sets of glassware etched with the symbol of each bending tribe in Avatar. The gracious artists at Partyware Inc. gave us 8 glasses, which happen to be our most popular glassware item posted, to give away! 
To Enter: This contest is for Tumblr users and residents of the US only (Sorry, world. I promise we’ll have an extra prize soon where shipping won’t be an issue). To enter into the drawing, reblog this post and put what type of bender you would be, if you had the choice. Winners will be determined tonight (Oct. 10) at 11:59 p.m. EST and announced Thursday morning on the site.

I would be an Air Bender.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Wednesday Giveaway: 1 Set of Avatar Pint Glasses and 1 Set of Shot Glasses by Partyware Inc.

Today we’re giving away two awesome sets of glassware etched with the symbol of each bending tribe in Avatar. The gracious artists at Partyware Inc. gave us 8 glasses, which happen to be our most popular glassware item posted, to give away! 

To Enter: This contest is for Tumblr users and residents of the US only (Sorry, world. I promise we’ll have an extra prize soon where shipping won’t be an issue). To enter into the drawing, reblog this post and put what type of bender you would be, if you had the choice. Winners will be determined tonight (Oct. 10) at 11:59 p.m. EST and announced Thursday morning on the site.

I would be an Air Bender.

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itshiddles:

Look at all the goodies I’ve got! To celebrate my 666th follower (which has recently hawkwardly increased), I’m going to be giving away some things. I’ve chosen the things that I believe best represent my blog (sort of). 

Of course, this might not be all the winner gets! Might be some money or some crafts hidden inside your package. Maybe I’ll ship Tom Hiddleston (aka myself) to your house. 

Here’s some things you will get, however:

    1. Marvel Messenger Bag: fits a binder, some snacks, utilities, water bottles, etcetc. The zipper in the back is a bit weird, but the rest is pristine.
    2. Comic Heroes Magazine: The Avengers. HUGE pack of stuff inside. Includes:
           -Sidekick preview comic
           -Judge Dredd keyring
           -Spreads of women in comics, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, HP Lovecraft, and Spiderman.
    3. Quinjet 4GB USB drive. Comes with:
           -Thor
           -Iron Man
           -Iron Man 2
           -Captain America
           -Cam-quality Avengers.
      (*This one depends on what I can fit into 4GB.*) 
    4. My half-exploded copy of Wreck This Journal. For you to finish.
    5. Neon pink or neon green 3D void lenses. I will draw graphics upon request on this.
    6. The Original Illustrated Sherlock Holmes. A huge anthology of the canon plus the original Strand illustrations. 636 pg.
    7. Avengers folder. Three-hole, two-pocket.
    8. Some bad fic. I mean it.

You know you want this! Ehehe. However, some rules apply. Or rather, guidelines:

  1. You must be following me. I’m doing this because this is a giveaway to celebrate my followers, and the point is sort of defeated if you’re not.
  2. You can reblog any number of times. Plus likes.
  3. I’ll be using a random number generator.
  4. I’ll ship everywhere, from Asgard to Midgard to beyond.
  5. Last entries will be counted 12AM EST on Thorsday, July 12, 2012.
  6. *SPECIAL:* When I count entries, I’ll be pasting it into Microsoft Word. If the winner is on an even page and is an even-numbered entry, I’ll be adding something extra. x Maybe some pins or a shirt.
Love,
GAIUS
EditI bought the messenger bag on the street from an independent store vendor dude. It is not sold online; I have tried and checked. Sorry!
Edit: Adding a Prometheus poster that I got for free!

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